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hexgoddess:

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hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

(Source: punlich, via fuckyeahbisexuals)

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via the-earl)

rouxfully:

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

This hasn’t been on my dash in way too long.

rouxfully:

doctor-pie:

party don’t start til i walk in.

This hasn’t been on my dash in way too long.

(via thebusiness)

insomnevida:

is that lana del rey??

(Source: sheaproxy, via thebusiness)

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

nonstaff:

petition to make this the new loading gif

(Source: catleecious, via mgraz)

grimmtwins:

So last weekend my twin and I had a little fun! We did get a little carried away with the bleaching, but in our defense, we were coming off of a 2-week flu that hit us hard! We wanted something to cheer us up and our old dye job wasn’t as visible as we wanted it to be. We also wanted to get the old bleached area paler since the colors kept going green, despite what color it was. Even the purple and pink went greenish! 

Absolutely love Manic Panic’s Rockabilly Blue and Hot Hot Pink! In our hair, the pink actually starts to go purple as it fades, something we really like! Voodoo Blue is nice, but it tends to fade to green quickly. I don’t like how Ultra Violet turned out though… compared to the others, it was muddy and not bright at all. It’s fading poorly too, it’s actually going kind of brown in places. 

I’m never dying so much around my face again though, the dye transfers more than I had realized and we keep waking up with blue ears!

(via lovelydyedlocks)

humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

(via liusual)

fakeho:

why did god make me a horny slut 

(Source: haemus, via canti-cantido)