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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

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emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

emmiebar5:

i’m sorry, but this tweet is the best

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sexhaver:

like let’s not pretend like MRAs are motivated by anything other than hating women, they care about Men’s Rights because it’s the logical antithesis to caring about women’s rights, you cannot be an MRA without being violently misogynistic (not that most MRAs would see that as a bad thing anyways)

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opraah:

you cant get in my pants unless you have these under yoursimage

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z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

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file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”

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